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Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020

Posted by Abel on 20/11/2020

Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020


Today I realize that I am becoming a writer,

I have always read that real writers, bestsellers,

have a routine and sit down to write whether they want to or not,

whether they are inspired or not,

and there, once In front of the computer, or whatever they use, they start to write … whatever comes out.

Well, that’s me today.

I sat down to write in front of the computer without having any idea about what I’m going to write, and not wanting to either!

I just do for b ……

have you seen how educated I have been?

I did not write the word …..



In addition,

this is the professional part of the Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020

and the news is already too trite …

that fewer properties are sold because there are no foreigners and the Spanish do not have a penny…..

and those who do want to buy bargains….

and most of the owners, as they have money, do not want to go down much…

and that even the rents have stopped because the owners demand many guarantees.

And that “cheap real estate agents” sell a lot…


AND… .

The following vignette summarizes the situation of a large part of the Spanish population (and Argentina as well)

(so that they do not accuse me of being macho, in many cases the order can be changed …… of those from below. Not the one up. It always will be the same)

And as if all this were not enough,

now “the pigtail” wants that

if your tenant does not pay, he stays “as ocupas” without paying and without you being able to evict him …

we make it clear with these geniuses …


what am I going to tell you!

that you don’t know already!


 That is why in Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020

I am going to stop rolling and I am going to present you the house of the week:

A beautiful corner townhouse in Altea Hills with its own plot and pool on the terrace.

It has three floors with spectacular views

Pre-installation of elevator and independent air conditioning on each floor

The kitchen is independent from the living room and also has magnificent views

How about a swim in that pool?

To enjoy, to enjoy, that life lalalala…..

3 bathrooms (2 on suite) and one guest room

Entrance of the house with a parking space

And the views from the bedrooms?

Fantastic, right?

and on the plot you can do many things that would give a tremendous plus to the house,

the lower part can be glazed and you make a winter living room or a spectacular gym, or a barbecue …… or whatever you want!

If you want, you can organize a visit and I’ll explain it to you on the spot.

All for € 650,000

I leave you the link to my website in case you want to expand the information:





In this part of the Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020

I already move better than in the other!

It is almost easier for me to act as a positive coach than to cry for what we do not have or cannot enjoy!

to anticipate that in my head I am already with my sights set on March.

I particularly believe that the best thing is to adapt my life for four months of pseudo-confinement,

prepare myself to the maximum physically and mentally …

For this the plan is as follows:

1.-Meditation (twice a day)

2.-Yoga and Pilates 2 times a week

3.-Hike with slopes 2 times a week

4.-Weights 2 times a week in my private gym (you have already seen it in photos)

5.-Rigorous diet. This is the most important

And in March I will come out to develop my full potential!

Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020


For the skeptics,

and who do not believe that I will do what I have written,

I tell you that I have been doing it for a few weeks and I am like a motorcycle …


f you fail in one of them,

the whole planning will go to hell, at least at my age!

I must follow this to the letter!

Also, I still have a lot of fat to remove!

I need several months!

But the most important thing is that the goal is set.

I am very clear about how I want to live what remains of my life if nothing strange happens with health and / or accidents.

Therefore, it only remains to prepare for it.

Plan helps me a lot to be in good spirits, and above all positive to see that you meet the objectives that you have set.

On the other hand,

the diet improves your entire body and sport produces a certain happiness (because of the endorphins)

and also, and this is very important …

I sleep between 7 and 8 hours of wonder that gives you a lot more energy a day Next and it makes you (at least me) be in a much better mood,

because I don’t know if it happens to you,

but there is nothing that makes me more bad milk than having to do things and not have energy …

It drives me out of my boxes!

Everything is a matter of making positive the circumstances that we cannot control, as the state of alarm has been imposed on us,

everything dies from 18-19hs (except Saturdays),

and as on the other hand not there is a hard to spend,

at night I hardly go out and since I don’t watch TV, except for Madrid’s game,

I go to bed earlier,

so usually 23.30-24hs (in my life I had slept in those schedules unless I was sick), I’m already asleep

Then between 7 and 8 a.m. I get up

(I have just been with a friend much younger than me, and at least as great as I was at his age, the same thing happens to him!)

(No wonder, he’s a Pisces like me!)

I must admit that I wake up as I have already said in other blogs, stating that I do it “against my will” (I am more nocturnal than daytime)

I prepare a detox tea with grated ginger, turmeric, a touch of pepper (they say it helps turmeric to be more effective), and the juice of a lemon.

I leave it 7-8 minutes to do it and go back to my meditation corner that I already presented in other blogs

Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020


From there I leave new

and prepared for the exercise routine that touches me, be it weights, walking or yoga and Pilates.

Then shower and have breakfast.

When I do, it will have been between 12 and 15 hours since dinner (intermittent fasting),

and then to work

I clarify it because I know that you are some bad thought …

Yes, I also work.

Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020


Although my work can be on the computer, visiting houses, taking pictures, having coffee with clients (or alone) …

Anyway, very varied!

Aren’t you envious?

Well, I will have earned it, no?

I have already been in enough trouble in my life.

The last most of you know it…

It’s about time I settled down and did things properly!

It’s my turn!

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From March I will be,

Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020


These will be my activities in the following order:

1.- Real Estate Agent in Altea of ​​LUJO real estate

2.-Real estate blogger (with humor)

3.-Coacher (in positivity)

4.-Micro-influencer (in style and fashion)


What do you think?

Butt, right?

Like my friend Javier’s boat:



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For those who still have money:

you can enjoy one beautiful place with good food,

I remind you this week of a beautiful restaurant in the Puerto Campomanes (Marina Greenwich)


It is not new but it is always worth a visit.

The prices are adequate for the place it is and where it is located, and the service is very good.

Now they also open in the morning for breakfast… ..

A coffee ( very good by the way) at the edge of the sea always feels wonderful …

Trust me, you will enjoy it!


I leave you with today’s unsolicited advice:

Have a nice weekend


2 thoughts on “Altea real estate blog with humor 72/2020

  • on 25/12/2020

    I am looking for smart options to invest in Real Estate Taj residencia I read your blog it is very good it will help me a lot to invest in Pakistan properties.

    • Abel
      on 26/12/2020

      Hi Ali Khan
      Nice to hear from you.
      I’m happy you read me so far away.
      I don’t have enough money to invest there, but maybe some of my clients have.
      If they want to know more about you there, I recomend your agency site:
      Have a nice and happy 2021

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